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I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
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My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. —from the Introduction Actual reader feedback:

"I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?"

"Thank you, thank you, thank you—for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say ‘screw the system’ and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, ‘What Would Tucker Do?’—and I do it, and I am a better man for it."

"I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist."

"I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."

"You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."

 

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And very liberal minded. Just did not want it in my house. I am of the generation which this should appeal to. Realize this is a satire (I think) but it is so vile I actually, for the first time in my life, threw a book (this one) in the garbage after I read about 20% of it.

Save your time, avoid this book. But if you are still looking to get a taste of it, visit a local frat house or dirtbag beer bar instead. But, you don't see most of the world droning on thru endless pages about it. We have all lived these tales.done them, and been the recipient as well. Well.didn't happen with this book. I had really high hopes of being mindlessly entertained with a witty, hysterical, easy read. It had its high points of laughter early on, but just became totally repetative and absolutely nothing out of the ordinary. I only made it 75% of the way through.so perhaps it was the end quarter that gave it so many decent reviews.

He just fails miserably. Much like his life, the writing is equally shallow. His writing style, or lack of, is much better suited for short blog entries. I have no issues with the content of the book; just the poor writing style. It's really funny for the first three minutes but it gets really old really fast. I assume the author wanted to replicate the atmosphere one experiences when friends get together at a bar and tell stories.

His lack of focus, which plagues his book, is not a problem since the entries tend to be shorter.Overall, I equate this book to watching monkeys throwing feces at each other. Greetings,Do not purchase this book. The book is so poorly written that I question if an editor was even involved. I do recommend his blog.

The best stories are the Sushi Pants Story, the Austin Road Trip, Tucker MAx Book Tour, Tucker Tries Buttsex- Hilarity Does NOT Ensue, Tucker Goes to a Hockey Game, This Will Just Hurt A Little, and Floss.The only ones I thought were lame were Tucker F--ks a Fat Girl (the majority of that one is pretty exaggerated) and Girl Beats Tucker At His Own Game- that one was a bit too disturbing for me. Apparently there's a movie coming out of this book later in the year, I can't wait for it.So if you're not afraid to tolerate 330 pages of a total loser getting drunk and doing the stupidest things ever, feast your eyes on this. Pretty much the whole book is just stories about him getting drunk, having sex with pretty much every woman in the US and doing the stupidest things ever. Tucker Max is a womanizer, alcoholic, and a complete loser, but lovable. Thinking it would make a good read, I purchased it and began reading it on the way home.This is one of the funniest books ever written. A few weeks ago I was in Chapters and I found this in the Humor section. I'm completely baffled as to how anyone could live their life like Tucker Max- which is why it's so funny. His friends include the smart but loseriffic Slingblade, the lovable El Bingeroso, the trash talking Hate, and many more.

Not for the faint of heart or the easily disgusted. A very crude, but funny read. Reads very quickly.

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